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Question: Another joke check my other ones?
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven.” Davidson thinks about it and says, “I wanna hang out with God, Himself.”
The befeathered fellow at the gates takes Arthur to the Throne Room and introduces him to God. Arthur then asks God, “Hey, aren’t you the inventor of Woman?” God says, “Ah, yes.” “Well,” says Davidson, “You have some major design flaws in your invention: One, there’s too much front-end protrusion Two, it chatters at high speeds. Three, the rear end wobbles too much. Four, the intake is placed too close to the exhaust.”
“Hmmm…” replies God, “hold on.” God goes to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. “It may be that my invention is flawed,” God tells Arthur Davidson, “but according to My Computer, more people are riding my invention than yours.”
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Answer by Ryan_Hood
That’s pretty good…
Question: Joke: Johnny, Anyone?
Oldie…but Goodie?
Little Johnny sat in the courtyard, turning a bottle of liquid back and forth, watching the bubbles. The Priest walked up and asked what he was doing.
Johnny replied, “I am looking at the most powerful liquid in the world”!
The Priest said, “But, Johnny, Holy Water is the most powerful liquid in the world! Why, if you put Holy Water on a pregnant Lady’s belly, she will pass a fine baby Boy”!
Little Johnny said, “Oh, yeah?! Well, this is turpentine……..and; if you put this on a cat’s @$ $ , he’ll pass a Harley Davidson”!
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Answer by Miss Interpreted
LOL cute
Question: biker joke?
A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to
slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his
bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl and the biker
brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene and addressing the biker, says, “Sir, this
was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.” The biker
humbly responded, “Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just
saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
“Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and
tomorrow’s paper will have this on the first page. What kind of motorcycle do you
ride?” “A Harley Davidson!” he said proudly! “Hmmmm?” said the reporter
suspiciously. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads on first page: BIKER GANG MEMBER
ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
Answer:
Answer by Steve-O
LMAO! Im saving this one 